

Alright, now pay attention.
You didn’t wash up here looking for comfort. You’re here because there’s still static in your veins, because your heart kicks every time a needle hits wax and the world tilts sideways. You’re not chasing safety—you’re chasing that primal roar, the one that rattles your ribs and sets your blood on fire. The Attitude isn’t here to hand out participation ribbons. We’re here to blow the doors off, summon the ghosts, and yank the ugly, beautiful truth out by its frayed, sparking guitar cable.
We don’t shine trophies—we smash ‘em. We’re not here to curate the museum of rock—we’re here to torch mediocrity and dance in the ashes. This is a syringe full of distortion straight to the vein, a bare-knuckle brawl between history and heresy. With Damone riding shotgun, the bar isn’t just high—it’s dangling from the rafters, and the only way up is to climb, bleed, and howl.
Sure, we tip our hats to the giants—Zeppelin’s thunderstorm strut, Van Halen’s sugar-rush pyrotechnics, the punk kids turning church basements into riot zones and flipping the bird to every corporate handshake. But we don’t light candles in the mausoleum of rock. We break in, shatter the glass, and steal the flame—because we know there’s still something in there that burns.
You want the guts behind the grooves? The sin behind the solos? The reason every cracked snare and shattered tooth matters more than a million empty streams? That’s what you get here. Not the myth embalmed—the myth on fire. No PR gloss. No algorithmic gruel. Just the raw, unfiltered truth, from alleyway confessions to backstage brawls.
If you still believe a song can hit like a car crash and save you like a midnight confession…
Pour one. Light whatever you’ve got left to burn.
And crank it until the walls shake.
Because this isn’t a blog.
This is your front-row ticket to the only thing that ever mattered.
That’s The Attitude.
Wussies. —Damone


🦇OZZY OSBOURNE: I ATE A BAT
🦇 Here’s the deal, kid
Some stories get told at you; Ozzy’s stories jump off the stage, bite you on the neck, and ask if you’ve got any more. And now the Prince of Darkness has left the building for good—RIP Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025). Official word says a cardiac arrest took him on July 22, 2025, with coronary artery disease and Parkinson’s riding shotgun. He went out surrounded by family, the streets of Birmingham flooding with mourners like a final crowd-surf across a whole city. That’s not a curtain call—that’s a legend closing the bar.
🦇 The Story
1982. Ozzy’s onstage, the amps are hot, the night is weirder than usual. A fan tosses what looks like a rubber bat. Ozzy, being Ozzy, treats it like a prop — and then there’s the unmistakable flavor of not rubber. Head comes off, venue loses its mind, rock history gets another chapter written in blood and disbelief. Rabies shots followed. So did the myth: the day a man became a species of his own. (And yeah, he always said he thought it was a toy until it wasn’t.)
🦇 Published Accounts
He’s retold it in docs and interviews for decades, always with that half-shrug, half-grin that says, “Kid, I was there and I still don’t believe it.” But the book on Ozzy doesn’t end with the bat. The death certificate says cardiac arrest; contributing villains: acute myocardial infarction, coronary artery disease, and Parkinson’s with autonomic dysfunction. Final show with the Sabbath originals landed July 5, 2025 in Birmingham—one last thunderclap before the silence.
🦇 Why It Sticks
Because Ozzy turned excess into ethos. The bat, the ants, the bans, the reality TV chaos—every misadventure just reinforced the central truth: he was all in. No half-measures, no safe mode. The myth holds because the music backs it up: a voice that sounds like midnight learning to sing, riffs that made entire neighborhoods heavier, and a cackle that told you the fun part was the danger.
🦇 Damone’s Take
Here’s the gospel: lots of frontmen act immortal until the lights come up. Ozzy made mortality blink first. Even in the end, the man stages a farewell with his old crew, tips his crown to Birmingham, and exits like a professional chaos technician. If you measure a life in decibels and goosebumps, Ozzy’s ledger is paid in full—with interest and scorch marks. Rest easy, legend. The dark doesn’t feel so scary when it sounds like you.
🎵 Soundtrack to the Madness
🎵 “Mr. Crowley” – Ozzy Osbourne
🎵 “Bark at the Moon” – Ozzy Osbourne
🎵 “Crazy Train” – Ozzy Osbourne
🎵 “Paranoid” – Black Sabbath
🦇 Filed Under
Rock Mythology Stage Mayhem Prince of Darkness RIP Legends
🦇 Tell Damone What You Heard
Got your own Ozzy sighting? A club story that still rattles the pint glasses? Drop it. We’ll pour one out, crank the volume, and let the bat myth fly another night.
That’s the attitude. —Damone

Remembering Brent Hinds: The Maverick Guitarist Who Helped Define Mastodon
Brent Hinds lived like he played—wild, unfiltered, and untamed. From banjo-born riffs to Mastodon’s genre-crushing roar, he turned chaos into beauty. A biker, a trickster, a guitar shaman—gone at 51, but his thunder still shakes the alley.
Lester Bangs: Rock ’n’ Roll’s Gonzo Preacher
“He didn’t just review records—he tore them open and let the noise bleed out onto the page, reminding us that rock was supposed to be dirty, loud, and so goddamn alive you could taste the feedback in your teeth.”
Top 10 Video Vixens of the 80s: High Heels, High Drama & High Voltage
“They were the queens of the rewind button—every slow-motion hair flip a shot of neon-fueled heartbreak we couldn’t get enough of.”
Buy the Shirt, Tip the Dude: The Merch Table Manifesto
“The merch booth is where legends are made. Buy the shirt, tip the guy—don’t be the jerk who skips the real encore.”
Background Noise Is Killing the Scene
Venues, stop treating music like background noise. Book with guts, pay bands right, and promote like you mean it. If you keep playing it safe, don’t be shocked when the scene dies on your watch. That’s the attitude.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow: The ’80s Hair Bands That Actually Kicked Ass
They weren’t just pretty faces in spandex—these hair bands came to shred, slam, and set the stage on fire. Forget the fluff, this is the glam that kicked ass. Damone dives into 12 bands that proved style and substance could still break your nose.
The Bands Saving Rock’s Sorry Ass.
Rock ain’t dead—it’s just not on your algorithm. These 20 bands are sweating it out on stage, smashing amps, and saving rock’s sorry ass one encore at a time. Plug in, turn up, and meet the modern gospel of loud.
Hulk Hogan – The American Icon Who Body Slammed Pop Culture
Hulk Hogan rallying a crowd in the late 1980s, decked out in his trademark red and yellow. His larger-than-life charisma and “Hulkamania” hype made him a real-life superhero to millions of kids.
The Last Howl of the Prince of Darkness: Farewell to Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness, is gone at 76. From Sabbath to reality TV, he changed music—and survived it all. This is a tribute to the myth, the madness, and the man who made metal howl.
10 Rock Albums That Will Save Your Shitty Record Collection
“Your record collection deserves better, and these ten slabs of wax will rescue it from total embarrassment. From punk manifestos to psychedelic odysseys, here’s the only starter pack you’ll ever need to prove you actually give a damn about rock ’n’ roll.”
The Best Closing Tracks: Damone’s Guide to Sticking the Landing
“These closers aren’t just songs—they’re the final word, the last drink of the night, the final shot that says it all. Damone’s picks for the best closers—classic and hidden gems alike.”
Badass Women Who Rock: The Queens of the Stage and Studio
“They didn’t just break the mold—they set it on fire. Damone’s tribute to the badass women who make rock ‘n’ roll worth every busted string.”
The Secret Ingredient: The Best Opening Lyrics in Rock
“First impressions count—and these opening lines slam the door open before you even know what’s coming. Damone’s essential guide to the lines that prove rock ‘n’ roll doesn’t wait for permission.”
The Great Rock Documentaries You Need to Watch
“Forget the social media highlight reels—these are the docs that show the blood, the sweat, and the heartbreak behind the music. Damone’s must-watch list for every rock ‘n’ roll lifer.”
The Loudest Moments in Rock History: When It All Blew Up
“From bullet-casing folklore to guitars turned to splinters—Damone’s guide to the nights when loud wasn’t a suggestion, it was a mission.”
Underrated Legends – The Bands That Never Got Their Due
“The real tragedy isn’t that these bands didn’t make it—it’s that so many people never knew they were even there.”
The Anatomy of a Rock Show Bar Fight
“When the music’s a dare and the crowd’s half-lit, every song’s a chance to throw hands—or just feel the night like it’s never gonna end. Damone’s anatomy of the bar fight at a rock show, from busted lips to busted amps.”
So You Think You Want to Be a Tour Manager?
“Think tour managing’s just laminates and beer? Think again. Damone breaks down the real dirt, duct tape, and long nights behind the glitz of the road.”

THE DAMONE 5-POINT MANIFESTO FOR MUSIC FREAKS, NOT TOURISTS
1. Know the Roots, Worship the Weird
Nobody gets a free pass in the church of noise. If you want in, you earn it in the trenches—digging through liner notes, chasing the ghosts of garage bands and heartbreak poets who bled so you could feel something.
No skipping to the hits. If you can’t rattle off three B-sides without checking your phone, Damone’s got a glare sharp enough to slice vinyl.
2. Put Your Cash Where the Crash Is
Spotify streams don’t keep the lights on. You want to keep rock alive? Buy the damn ticket, grab the vinyl, tip the merch wizard hustling shirts from a cardboard box.
Your Instagram story won’t pay for new guitar strings or a drummer’s rent.
And if you’re whining about ticket prices, remember: these bands are feeding their cats and keeping their amps out of hock with every dollar you drop.
3. No Shallow Swimmers
Surface-level fans get swept out with the tide. If you’re here for the Top 5, you’re already lost.
Dive deep—bootlegs, demos, the song that makes everyone else leave the room. Find the track that makes your friends question your sanity.
That’s where the marrow is. Poseurs float; lifers drown and come up grinning.
4. Spread the Gospel, Not the Garbage
You’re here to preach, not gossip. Share the records that saved your life, the basement tapes, the anthems that never got a sniff of the charts.
Don’t waste oxygen on drama—let the music do the talking.
Damone’s Law: If you open your mouth, it better be to sing along or shout about something that matters.
5. Stay Hungry, Stay Loud
Comfort is the enemy. The second you think you’ve heard it all, you’re already halfway to the grave.
Keep chasing the next fix—ears wide, heart raw, volume permanently pinned.
This isn’t a hobby; it’s a chronic condition. You’re in until the speakers blow and the lights go out.
⚡️The Fine Print (Read or Be Judged)
Break these commandments and Damone will snatch your air guitar, torch your playlist, and demand you come back louder, weirder, and realer—
because that’s what true fans do: hold each other to the flame and never let the music die easy.

CONTACT MIKE
- ✉️ damone@theattitude.sucks
- 📞 (818) 867-5309
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United States
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🌕 Closed on full moons and whenever the band’s on tour.
⚠️ No refunds. No apologies. No clean slates.
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